We'll be looking back on everything

I hope it's not too early for me to send you my Christmas wish. In fact, I haven't written for such a long time now so I guess you could extend me a little consideration. I know I'll be competing with all those little girls and boys who deserve so much from you, but I'd like to believe I've been a good girl myself. So if you will just transform yourself into something less fictitious and drop by my place at your convenience, I would appreciate so much if you could grant me this:

Also... I'm not sure how bad the financial crisis hit the North Pole but I know more than anyone you'd say that Climate Change's been a real bitch ever since, so if you could also be extra generous than usual to the kids out here in the Philippines, it would be really cool of you.

Oh and, people in our government also had some trouble looking for rubber boats. I know you can get inflatable ones in toy stores so, if you can also put that in for you helpful elves to make in the factory and send it here. Just don't bring it to people in the government, I'm pretty sure they're somewhere in your naughty list already.

Thanks a bunch!


Love,

Tanya